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"I wash my hands 20 times a day...that's why the foam tastes like soap suds."
'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'
'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'
'When he licks you, it means he likes you.'
"Well, Carmen, you didn't serve chicken to a vegetarian after all. Turns out his friend put this piece of rubber in his salad as a joke."
"Tia Carmen is pretty picky. She wants these plates to be clean enough to eat off of."
'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'