Wally Cartoons and Comics

'Where's My Job'

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"So, you come here often?"

'Stop worrying, Wally's wife said, you're not going to screw up, and the hyena boys aren't going to laugh at you.'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

'It's been a really lovely day Roger - it's just a pity you were there.'

Club Med/Club Meddler.

"You have Judicious hands."

"I need another ticket! A stupid woman in there tore mine in half."

"Oh, sorry. I thought you said your Kevin was a real brick."

Estate Agent Aftershave.