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"At least we scared them."
'I'm trying to read and you keep covering it up!'
Everyone's A Critic
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'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'
"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"
'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
"Have you been eating bookworms?"
"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"
Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.
"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"
"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, birdpoop, birdpoops, bird-poops, bird poop, bird poops, birdpoo, birdpoos, bird poo, bird poos, bird-poo, bird-poos, public bathroom, public bathrooms, public restroom, public restrooms
Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.
Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away
Birds pooping on a cat below.
Dove Poops on Peace Sign.
"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"
"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."
Spiro & Pusho use umbrellas to protect themselves from bird poop.
'Sometimes, dear...just sometimes...I really wish you wouldn't crap on the floor...'
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Artist being pooped on by birds.
"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"
"This one is called 'Window of a Car I Flew Over'."