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"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."
"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'
Death Takes A Time-Share
"I have a female landlubber in every port."
'Pinch me harder or I'll never come out of this sabbatical-induced bliss.'
'$200 for a loaf of bread! I told you never to go shopping in uniform!'
"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"