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'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
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"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."
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"What makes you think any of us around here can read?"
'I made the mistake of thinking the manager of a Christian bookstore wouldn't have a gun.'
'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist
'I just assumed you'd have a non-smoking section.'
Falling down door
'I'm not a 'chick'. Are you a rooster?'
'No, I'm not a housewife. Are you a househusband?'
'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'
'I always assume foreigners will be nicer than they turn out to be. I suppose that's what it means to be prejudiced.'
'I always assumed my fifteen minutes of fame would come when I was ALIVE.'
'The final order of business will be selecting our assumed names.'
sale on paradigm shifts.
'Probably just another correctional movement...'
'Look, do you think I LIKE moving in mysterious ways?'
'Actually no: I'm his pet, while Brutus here, is her pet...'
'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Dawn French was one of us.'