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The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
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"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."
International Championship of Opening Bottles Without a Bottle Opener
'Once you're strong enough to get the lid off, you'll no need longer them.'
'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'
'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'
"No, they're not regulation, but as soldiers we feel these helmets are a lot more useful."
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A bottle opener is stuck at the bottom of a bottle of beer.
A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.
"When I asked you to get me man's best friend, I meant the corkscrew."
"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"
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'Hit it with a ship, like they do on telly.'
"The rest of the planet should be a clinch if they all surrender this easily."
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"Well, at least you remembered the bottle opener this time!"
'The new, $800,000 copier we got at work only came with a 12-page book of instructions.'
'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'
'Are you trying to remove the cork, or get a confession out of it?'
'By the time he opens the Beaujolais, it's going to be an Old-o instead of a Nourveau.'
'It was such a nice salesman who told me that this is a special bargain and all your friends will envy you when you use it as a bottle opener!'
Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.
Swiss Army Nails
'He's a constant worry - he could do himself an injury with that bottle-opener.'