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'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'
'I told him there's a free prize in the soap.'
'Don't be silly! You wash your face AND hands.'
'Soap and water! Do you realise its taken me all morning to get comfortably dirty?'
'The bad news is that his ears were dirty. The good news is that we now have a bushel of potatoes!'