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"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."
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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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'This is my natural habitat.'
'Hey Mr. Penny, the squirrel is digging up your grass!'
'Do you believe those idiots in HR screwed up our uniforms again?'
It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.
Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!
'I need something to spill.'
'Some food missed my mouth.'
'This sin tax package of yours... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'
'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'
'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'
'At least no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'
'He's been here ever since we returned from that executive wilderness retreat.'
'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'
'I suppose an explanation is in order?'
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'
'Give it half an hour - Then I want volunteers to help me untidy the place.'
'This is another fine mess, Stanley.'
Wait...who's she talking to?
'You weigh 165 pounds and you're going to be in big trouble if you don't get off my foot, Earthman.'
Man at recycling area of supermarket. Signs read 'paper', 'glass' and 'appalling mess'.
'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'