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"You can't see Mister Buckbinder and you can't see Mister Murdock. Mister Buckbinder and Mister Murdock worked side by side for twenty-one years, then suddenly yesterday at ten minutes past four Mister Buckbinder shot MIster Murdock. Perhaps I could get an appointment for you to see Mister Carlyle."
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"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"
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Where clean coal comes from.
'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'
Working in Synch
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'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'
Kid to mom about baby: 'Was there any assembly required?'
Guitars on assembly line getting smashed.
At the ball of string quality control department.
"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"
Marvin Shlepmuffin - the guy who pre-programs your fire alarm battery to fail at 2:30 in the morning every time...
Where Yogurt Comes From. . .
"What are you watching?"
"I'm afraid you're not cut out for precision assembly work. You're all thumbs."
Happy Bear Toy Factory
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Snow dome manufacturing company.
Prime Poster Company: Quality Control
Lemon assembly line
Free Range Eggs
'Are you kidding? You're too valuable on our assembly line to move you up to supervisor!'
"Glad I took it for a test drive. I'll bet it moved faster on the assembly line."
'He started on the production line and has worked his way up!'
Bob's job at the Canned Laughter Factory wasn't everything that he had imagined.
Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.