Dying Wishes Cartoons and Comics

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"It was her dying wish."

"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."

"I'd rather drown."

"I should have bought more crap."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."

'Will you please take this message to my wife?'

"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."

'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"Fred said he wants his ashes mingled with Daisy's ashes. He said not a word about my ashes!"

"I've taken the liberty of telling my dying mother that I already got the job."

'My dying wish is that you sue somebody for something.'

Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'

"Signor Vivaldi's dying wish is for the Four Seasons to be inflicted on as many people as possible."

'It was my grandmothers dying wish that I wear this to her funeral,her being a lifelong Arsenal supporter..'

"Please remember to baste me. I want a crisp skin, but not burnt! Place me between the mashed potatoes and stuffing. Save my bones and neck for soup. . ."