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"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
"It was her dying wish."
Tags:ball and chain, marriages, tied down, husband and wife, husbands and wives, widower, widowers, prisoner, prisoners, gender issues, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, long term relationship, long term relationships, dying wish, dying wishes, last words, dying, end of life, punish, punishing, punishments, revenge, getting revenge
"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."
Tags:stock market, the stock market, stocks and shares, stock exchange, the sock exchange, investing, investor, investors, investment banker, investment banker, trader, traders, wall street, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, final request, final requests, last request, last requests, dying wish, dying wishes, closing bell, the closing bell, passing away, dead, dying, getting old, getting older, ageing
"I'd rather drown."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stranded, island, islands, boss, bosses, drown, drowning, death wish, death wishes, dying wish, dying wishes, men, man, hate, hatred, problem, problems, obstacles, obstacle, swim, swimming, dictator, dictators
"I should have bought more crap."
Tags:consumer, consumerism, consumerist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, deathbed, death bed, regret, regrets, wish, wishes, wish fulfillment, final wish, final wishes, wish fulfilment, unfulfilled, dying wish, dying wishes, retail therapy, lament, laments, lamentation, lamenting, conspicuous consumption, priority, priorities
"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."
"He wanted a viking funeral. Pop this on his head."
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, viking, vikings, history, historical, viking funeral, viking funerals, helmet, helmets, viking helmet, viking helmets, funeral director, funeral director, last request, last requests, last wish, last wishes, dying wish, dying wishes, funeral planning
'Will you please take this message to my wife?'
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
Tags:death, dying, dies, dead, deathbed, death bed, auction, auctioning, auctions, sell, selling, jackie kennedy onassis, greed, greedy, wealthy, wealth, old age, aging, family, families, relative, relatives, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, final wish, final wishes, ill, terminal, order, instruction, stern
'You used bleach instead of detergent?!!'
"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."
Tags:violation, violations, violate, violates, violating, park, parks, parking, parking violation, parking violations, parking ticket, parking tickets, ticket, tickets, car, cars, car park, car parks, dying wish, dying wishes, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, move, moves, moving, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, red zone, red zones
"Fred said he wants his ashes mingled with Daisy's ashes. He said not a word about my ashes!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, married couple, married couples, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, after death, death, funeral planning, end-of-life planning, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, will, wills, last will and testament, cremation, ashes, offended, angry, hurt, upset, unloved
"I've taken the liberty of telling my dying mother that I already got the job."
'My dying wish is that you sue somebody for something.'
Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'
"Signor Vivaldi's dying wish is for the Four Seasons to be inflicted on as many people as possible."
'It was my grandmothers dying wish that I wear this to her funeral,her being a lifelong Arsenal supporter..'
"Jose Paschall was 72 and very handsome! I can't believe his family printed this photo of when he was 23! It's like saying we should remember old people the way they were, not the way they are."
"Please remember to baste me. I want a crisp skin, but not burnt! Place me between the mashed potatoes and stuffing. Save my bones and neck for soup. . ."