Desk Jockey Cartoons and Comics

"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500336
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3192x2539 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, hold the door, hold the elevator, social cues, gps, direction, directions, lost, metropolis

"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC135085
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2748x2325 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, interview, interviews, interview skills, employment, employ, employed, unemployed, salary, pay cut, cut, cuts, budget cut, budget cuts, undervalued, undersold, undersell, financial crash, negotiate, negotiation, negotiating, contract, contract dispute, contracts, benefit, benefits, cryo, cryofreeze, retirement, retirement plan, retirement plans, human resources

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500127
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3172x2690 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, manager, managers, financial crash, market crash, money, bankruptcy, bankrupt, spending, overspend, overspending, spent, overspent, over budget, budget, budget cut, management, business management, accounts, accounting, out of control, double standard, double standards, ironic, irony

"Once the client realizes he actually is guilty, that's when he really starts to throw money at you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500140
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6622x5501 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, law, lawyers, business law, business lawyer, client, clients, money, pay, paying, financial law, financial lawyer, market crash, financial crash, guilty, guilt, desperation, desperate, desperately, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC125528
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4235x2139 pixels (unwatermarked)
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desk life, life, work life, life work, work life balance, life's work, exec, executive, reason to live, sad, sadness, office, office life, desk, desks, desk jockey, desk job, desk jobs, businessmen, businessman, modern life, modern world, working world, world of work, critique, critical, critic, critics, commentary, comment, reduce, reduction, reduction of spirit, dystopia, dystopian, capitalism, capitalist

"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500147
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4431x3420 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, slacking off, slacking, watch, watching, on the clock, on the job, television, show, shows, online

"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500125
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4231x3463 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, pay rise, salary, top up, wage increase, responsibility, responsibilities, stress, stressed, over worked, over-worked, overtime, over time, promotion, careers, career ladder, consequences

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC141959
High Res:
5700x5198 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness

"What would be the harm of letting me live a life of excess in your summer house until you actually rent it."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500129
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3995x3359 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, summer house, summer home, in excess, life of excess, nice try, that guy

"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC138197
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2969x2877 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pull rank, pulling rank, paper, papers, paperwork, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, responsibility, management, manager, managers

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500119
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4118x3335 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, account, accounts, money, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, business failure, bankrupt, bankruptcy, redundancy, redundancies, market crash, financial crash, lay offs, lay off, lay-offs, lay-off

Finance, Sales, Veal.

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC43765
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4642x3800 pixels (unwatermarked)
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veal, cow, cows, cattle, calf, calves, department, departments, cubicle, cubicles, office, offices, shared office, shared offices, lethargic, lethargy, lazy, get up, gets up, getting up, atrophy, atrophies, atrophying, muscle, muscles, exercise, exercises, exercising, animal rights, workers rights, unhealthy, desk jockey, desk jockeys, desk job, desk jobs, office desk, office desks, motionless, sit, sits, sitting, sat

"Don't flash the wrong gang sign or they won't hold the elevator."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500156
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4503x3429 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, elevators, sign, signs, gang signs, play on words, word play, word-play

A man works in a snow globe.

Artist:
Galindo, Felipe
Search ID:
CC132390
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4628x4019 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cubicle, cubicles, snow globe, snow globes, barrier, barriers, isolation, isolated, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, office worker, office workers, desk jockey, desk jockeys, winter, winter season, winter seasons

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
RC602100
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2796x2717 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, hold the door, hold the elevator, social cues, horror, horrify, horrifying, blend, blender, blended, processed, processor, button, buttons

"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC143491
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3088x3504 pixels (unwatermarked)
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manager, managers, management, firing, fired, fire, fires, lay off, lay-offs, laid off, birds and the bees, birds and bees, animal, animals, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, literal, literality, literally, bird, birds, bee, bees, heron, herons, owl, owls, parrot, parrots, desk, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, personalisation, personalised, personalized, personalization, toy, toys, decoration, decorate, decorated, decorations, ornament, ornaments, warning, warnings, boss, talking to, getting a talking to, parental, paternal

Which one of you is working on the real data and which one of you is working on the sanitized data?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500115
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4352x3396 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, data, sanitized, sanitised, scrub, scrubbed, accounts, accounting, data analysis, analysis, shock, shocking, whistleblower, whistle-blower, whistle blower, fraud, fraudulent, bad, bad sign, bad signs, visual gag

"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC137812
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5618x3085 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, leave, administrative leave, office work, offices, office workers, roll over, carry over, roll-over, carry-over, childhood, nap nap, naptime, nap-time, end of year, end of year blues, year, fiscal year, business year, business, human resource, human resources, contracts, contract, desk, desk work, desk jockey, desk jockeys

"He arranged the time and the place of the meeting so he wouldn't be able to make it."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500141
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3957x3487 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, meeting, meetings, arrange, arrangement, arranged, out of office

"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141217
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8400x5178 pixels (unwatermarked)
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clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern

"We're still at that stage when we're missing the warning signs."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500146
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4500x3416 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, redundancy, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, meeting, meetings, failure, business failure, warning signs, warning sign, bad sign, bad signs, honest, honesty

"I don't want to take up too much more of your time, so let me transfer you to someone who will."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500143
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2624x2199 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, transfer, receptionist, phone, telephone, telephones, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, polite, politeness, not my problem, dodge, dodging, responsibility, management, manager, managers

"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC134581
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3090x2477 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, redundancy, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, fired, financial crash, severance, severance consultant, severed, bearer of bad news, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, red flag, red flags, bad omen, omen, omens, bean, bean counter, bean counters, counting beans, beans, metaphor

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500046
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4233x3711 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, plan, planning, business plan, end of year, report, reporting, plans, provision, provisions, follow the plan, not meeting, target, targets, kpi

"Providing the kind of service the customer is paying for could be a serious hassle."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500366
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3023x2695 pixels (unwatermarked)
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, hassle, hassles, hassled, bother, bothersome, customer, customers, paying for, service, provider, providing, provide, strategy, strategies