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"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, hold the door, hold the elevator, social cues, gps, direction, directions, lost, metropolis"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, interview, interviews, interview skills, employment, employ, employed, unemployed, salary, pay cut, cut, cuts, budget cut, budget cuts, undervalued, undersold, undersell, financial crash, negotiate, negotiation, negotiating, contract, contract dispute, contracts, benefit, benefits, cryo, cryofreeze, retirement, retirement plan, retirement plans, human resources"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, manager, managers, financial crash, market crash, money, bankruptcy, bankrupt, spending, overspend, overspending, spent, overspent, over budget, budget, budget cut, management, business management, accounts, accounting, out of control, double standard, double standards, ironic, irony"Once the client realizes he actually is guilty, that's when he really starts to throw money at you."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, law, lawyers, business law, business lawyer, client, clients, money, pay, paying, financial law, financial lawyer, market crash, financial crash, guilty, guilt, desperation, desperate, desperately, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockeyExec Has His Whole Life At His Desk
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desk life, life, work life, life work, work life balance, life's work, exec, executive, reason to live, sad, sadness, office, office life, desk, desks, desk jockey, desk job, desk jobs, businessmen, businessman, modern life, modern world, working world, world of work, critique, critical, critic, critics, commentary, comment, reduce, reduction, reduction of spirit, dystopia, dystopian, capitalism, capitalist"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, slacking off, slacking, watch, watching, on the clock, on the job, television, show, shows, online"With the bump in salary comes a lot more responsibility and my choice of three new stress related illnesses."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, pay rise, salary, top up, wage increase, responsibility, responsibilities, stress, stressed, over worked, over-worked, overtime, over time, promotion, careers, career ladder, consequences"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
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office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness"What would be the harm of letting me live a life of excess in your summer house until you actually rent it."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, summer house, summer home, in excess, life of excess, nice try, that guy"I don't like to pull rank, but I'm the one with two papers."
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pull rank, pulling rank, paper, papers, paperwork, excuse, excuses, businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, responsibility, management, manager, managers"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, account, accounts, money, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, business failure, bankrupt, bankruptcy, redundancy, redundancies, market crash, financial crash, lay offs, lay off, lay-offs, lay-offFinance, Sales, Veal.
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veal, cow, cows, cattle, calf, calves, department, departments, cubicle, cubicles, office, offices, shared office, shared offices, lethargic, lethargy, lazy, get up, gets up, getting up, atrophy, atrophies, atrophying, muscle, muscles, exercise, exercises, exercising, animal rights, workers rights, unhealthy, desk jockey, desk jockeys, desk job, desk jobs, office desk, office desks, motionless, sit, sits, sitting, sat"Don't flash the wrong gang sign or they won't hold the elevator."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, elevators, sign, signs, gang signs, play on words, word play, word-playMan Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, hold the door, hold the elevator, social cues, horror, horrify, horrifying, blend, blender, blended, processed, processor, button, buttons"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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manager, managers, management, firing, fired, fire, fires, lay off, lay-offs, laid off, birds and the bees, birds and bees, animal, animals, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, literal, literality, literally, bird, birds, bee, bees, heron, herons, owl, owls, parrot, parrots, desk, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, personalisation, personalised, personalized, personalization, toy, toys, decoration, decorate, decorated, decorations, ornament, ornaments, warning, warnings, boss, talking to, getting a talking to, parental, paternalWhich one of you is working on the real data and which one of you is working on the sanitized data?"
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, data, sanitized, sanitised, scrub, scrubbed, accounts, accounting, data analysis, analysis, shock, shocking, whistleblower, whistle-blower, whistle blower, fraud, fraudulent, bad, bad sign, bad signs, visual gag"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."
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nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, leave, administrative leave, office work, offices, office workers, roll over, carry over, roll-over, carry-over, childhood, nap nap, naptime, nap-time, end of year, end of year blues, year, fiscal year, business year, business, human resource, human resources, contracts, contract, desk, desk work, desk jockey, desk jockeys"He arranged the time and the place of the meeting so he wouldn't be able to make it."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, meeting, meetings, arrange, arrangement, arranged, out of office"We put him in the field but it didn't help."
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field worker, field workers, working in the field, office desk, office desks, desk bound, home office, home offices, office drone, office drones, home work, work from home, working from home, indoor, indoors, great outdoors, work, working, working life, workaholic, workaholics, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, field, fields, out in the field, afghanistan, middle east, cartoonathon, fieldwork, humanitarian work"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."
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clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern"We're still at that stage when we're missing the warning signs."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, redundancy, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, meeting, meetings, failure, business failure, warning signs, warning sign, bad sign, bad signs, honest, honesty"I don't want to take up too much more of your time, so let me transfer you to someone who will."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, transfer, receptionist, phone, telephone, telephones, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, polite, politeness, not my problem, dodge, dodging, responsibility, management, manager, managers"Sorry, boys, but we're cutting back on bean counters till we have more beans."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, redundancy, redundant, lay off, lay offs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, fired, financial crash, severance, severance consultant, severed, bearer of bad news, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, red flag, red flags, bad omen, omen, omens, bean, bean counter, bean counters, counting beans, beans, metaphor"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, plan, planning, business plan, end of year, report, reporting, plans, provision, provisions, follow the plan, not meeting, target, targets, kpi