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"Even though you're dead, I come in each week and complain about my life. Is that paranormal?"
"I want to follow my dreams - not analyze them."
'It's used to be wine, women and song. Now, it's beer, the old lady and TV ad jingles.'
In the game of life...there is no time out.
'I learned in school today that you two have been living your lives all wrong.'
"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."
'Now we're really going to live beyond your means, Walter.'
'Thank Heavens we've lived a care-free hedonistic lifestyle.'
'I'm worried, Patrick, that life might be passing you by.'
If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"