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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"The governor's granted your stay, but the zucchini fries tonight."
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"I'm so glad that you enjoyed our little dinner and that you didn't taste the poison!"
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"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"
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'I can eat anything I want? Is that because I'm well or is it my last meal?'
"Nothing for me, thanks. I had a late last lunch."
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'Look, I'm not going to keep offering you last meals indefinitely.'
'For my last meal, I'd like something that's not high in trans-fat.'
"I'm sorry. The beef Wellington has to be ordered twenty-four hours in advance."
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'... and old man Colligan here has been with us for thirty years... ordered unicorn for his last meal... kinda caught us on a technicality.'
"And make sure my last meal is gluten free."
'Last meal? No thanks. I'm trying to lose weight.'
"We've got Slurpsie-Up - Is that okay?"
'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'
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'There's a stay of execution until we can offer you a gluten-free last meal.'
'He wants a chop with his lunch.'
"For your last meal, don't order Chinese. You'll be hungry again in an hour."
'Please can I just lick the bowl?'
Richard III's Last Dinner.
"Well, I don't consider you getting me an extra ten minutes to eat my last meal, a stay of execution!"
'Here's your last meal, Murdock - or, as we like to call it, your 'ciao chow.''
'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'
'The Chef wants to know what you'd like for your last meal.'
'When I told him the wine he wants with his last meal wouldn't be ready to drink for another 5 years, he said he could wait.'