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Unable to resuscitate the stranger with his breath, Leon quickly grabbed his leaf blower.
Save the bacon,
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.
"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"
"Even though it says 'Do not resuscitate' on his chart, it doesn't mean you can steal his watch."
Balloon giving CPR.
'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate form: 'On second thought, resuscitate.''
"He's a Dung-Beetle: No way I'm giving him mouth-to-mouth!"
A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.
'Doctor please don't open the window; he specifically asked not to be ventilated.'
'It's been three days. I think we can safely say that their efforts to resuscitate you have failed.'
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' from: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'
"First the good news...There is life after dead."