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'Unfortunately, your insurance only allows for treatment by doctors who scored 68 or less on their medical boards.'
'The bad news is chemo can kill you before the cancer does. The good news is the medical bills and health insurance can kill you before the chemo does.'
'We still have some kinks to work out with the new pet therapy program.'
'You are way too clingy.'
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"Who's a pretty girl now?"
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Health insurance - medical chart
'Today we learned how to clip coupons and vacuum.'
"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."
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'Tripped over the cat.'
'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family....in another state....'
Happy Tots Day Care.
A sense of apathy was beginning to creep into the company's employee-of-the-month program.
'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'
'This is the only way I can afford health care.'
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'Unfortunately, Mr. Hemford, there is no cure, unless you pay your $1,000 deductible.'
'When you're through with your barber shop harmony over there, how about some attention over here?'
'Next time, I want a traditional marriage -- you know, where the husband caters to your every whim.'
'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'
Firemen keeping their fire under control.
Universal health care yes!
'I'd like to help, but the problem is that I just don't care.'
'Why should I care that you think I'm heartless?'