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How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.
'When you asked if I'd 'like a little company' I didn't expect you to start trying to sell me your dry-cleaning business!'
"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."
'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'
"He's his own best friend."
". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."
"Sorry, but I'm already some OTHER human's best friend."
'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'
'Mable's so lonely she went out and brought herself a talking scale.'
I find myself torn between my need for acceptance and my need for lunch.
"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."
Sitting in the balcony at church Hank realized allowing emotional support animals in service had gone too far.
"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"
"I wonder if he's thinking what I'm thinking."