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'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."
'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'
You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.
"Sorry I'm late, chief - I fell back when I should have sprung ahead."
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"I'll be here on your way back."
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'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'
By Easter, a pardoned turkey has often lost all sense of right and wrong.
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Animals and Daylight Savings Time...
'Well...looks like we lost the election...but since you're all here, can I interest anyone in a reverse mortgage?'
'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'
'Your falback position, Petersen, is out the door.'
The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'
'You're two hours late AGAIN? How many times do I have to tell you? - It's 'spring forward, fall back'!'
'With McBride here as our fall-back, all our systems are virtually foolproof.'
"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"
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"Sorry. It's 'Fall back,' 'Spring forward.'"